It’s fun being weird, you should try it sometime.
I think it’s a lot better watching you be weird.
You’re such a weirdo sometimes.
Alright, well at least I know I won’t turn out like my mother, so that’s good. Anyway, just work out a compromise with him. You’re best friends, Nicole.
Not anymore, I guess.
No, we’re good. It’s honestly because I’m this much higher than you but your bad breath is still setting my nose hairs on fire.
You’re such a piece of shit, honestly. I don’t get how I ever liked you, maybe I just pitied you.
Yeah, well, I’m taller and funnier, so I shouldn’t have to move. So you can like, go around, or just like turn around and go back to where you came from.
Why so pissy? Did your beloved Randy finally break things off with you because he realized how much of an embarrassment you are?
You both deserve an apology because you both said some things you didn’t mean. God— People are right. I really do act like a mother.
You really do.. It’s kind of weird.
Duh? Right, totally duh. Like, oh my god, what was I thinking. Duuuuuh. Lazy isn’t boring. It’s smart. Why do shit you ain’t gotta do?
Ugh, don’t mimic me, Vargas.